Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Hi everyone, it's your old mother in her cupboard. I'm so sorry that I haven't written. It's possibly because I thought it was "clog" instead of "blog". So I've been practicing my clogging and doing quite well until Courtney asked me what I was doing and I said I was practicing my clogging for my clog.spot. Was my face red. I knew that Topher would appreciate my efforts. So, this will probably be my one and only blog because it is way to technical for me to figure out. And you all know that I am going to be a zoobie in the fall if I can find tuition money. It really stinks to be poor at my age. If you are poor and young it's o.k. because most people are poor when they are young. If you are poor and cute it's o.k. because your looks will get you far. If you are poor and no one knows you are poor it's o.k. because you've fooled everyone. Like the Grahams. They don't know I'm poor. In fact I asked Brother Graham today if there were any jobs at the MTC and he said I could go up and be an investigator as a voluteer and help the missionaries learn how to teach--particularly to poor people. I didn't want to say that I needed to EARN some money and I would work in the cafeteria. But it's not o.k. to be old, gray headed, homeless and poor because no one will respect you and ask you to donate to political campaigns or help the starving in Central America. But children, do not feel sorry for me. For I am a Jones and a Layton and I will survive. And if I can pay my internet bill this month you may hear from me again. If not, visit me at the east end of Center Street in Provo. I'll be on the porch clogging for dollars.
I love you all.
mother

10 Comments:

Blogger c jane said...

Mom, Seeing how funny that blog was, you could probably write blogs for a living.
Good Luck!
Courtney

10:17 PM  
Blogger Stephanie Aurora Clark Nielson said...

mom,
brent haymond will come through and then you and dad will sip sodys out back with nan and bob worrying about weither you should go to weinersnichztel or stans for dinner...
that rat brent haymond

8:28 AM  
Blogger christopher clark said...

Mom,

What a great blog. Sorry about the clogging, but at least now we have something in common. Are you really that poor? Because I've seen your finances online when you weren't looking and I think you're sitting pretty. Just keep splitting those popsicles and stretching your dollar. If Lisa and I can live in East Provo, anybody can.

Posting blogs is the easiest thing in the world. You need to do more!!!!

10:38 AM  
Blogger lisa v. clark said...

Oh, it's only money! ANYONE can have money, but only a few have such cool kids and know how to clog.

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Blogger c jane said...

Here, here Lisa!

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